Mario

B - Fan Blow
Mario Brings out a fan, which works like FLUDD, but doesn't need to be charged.

Side B - Toast Throw
Mario throws some toast, which is actually more painful than you'd think!

Up B - Pipe
A double-sided orange pipe shoots Mario upwards, can be tilted slightly.

Down B - NO!
Mario faces the background, and if he is attacked during the animation, he will counter it with a NO! Has ending lag.

Final Smash - Enclosed Instruction Book
Mario finds the instruction book, which teaches him how to do a very random and powerful attack

List of Things Mario can Do

 * He can make explosions
 * He can send cows flying at people
 * He can an avalanche of toast